Dating mechanics of the game you should never try in real life

Dating mechanics in video games can be found in many different genres. From frequently speaking members of the party in RPGS until things change, up to the simulators full of dating. Romance has many forms in the game world, but many of them do not translate into the real world.

If you have ever hoped to get a look into romance and dating from games, then carefully pedal. If you used part of these romantic mechanics in real life, you would wave more red flags than the red flag tester and unlikely to get the desired results. Don't try it at home.

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Dating of your home appliances

The date of all

Date all that opens your eyes to the world of dating, directly inside your home. This unpredictable dating simulator allows you to romance of everything in your house, including your couch, bed, book, fireplace, sink, fridge and many other accessories and furniture. Even doors, walls, vents and windows are ready for some action.

In fact, we certainly cannot recommend trying to get to know your furniture at such an intimate level. I know the box for cardboard boxes is delightful, but if I see a potential partner trying to talk about their toaster, then it's a hard pass from me and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I really don't have to see what you do with the pillows of the sofas when you are alone.

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Design with blue feathers

The story of the seasons: A wonderful life

The story of the seasons: A wonderful life starts with a sufficiently harmless thing when quite a bit of interviews and mechanics of gifts you expect from these games. Other romantic events are another and you will bring you closer to your potential Beau. Problems start when you reach eight hearts of affection. There are no rings here and there is no one on one knee. Instead, you have to submit blue feathers to your future husband. If they take it, then congratulations, you are engaged.

In real life, we do not see designing blue feathers to do so well. The rings are a tradition outside the forgotten valleys, and feathers are unlikely to get you very far. You will probably be called cheapskate, joker or worse. Although you will not get from home on the Plus side, if you do not engage before a specific time in real life, so it is.

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Romancing your weapons

A friend Dungeon

Dating an adventurer sounds like a great time. Go together for epic tasks, seek glory and happiness. What could go wrong here? It turned out to be quite a bit, because a friend Dungeon gave adventure types the idea that they could romantize their weapons.

There are two problems with this. The first is the whole problem with the inanimate items we had with the dating of the furniture, and the second is that the weapons are somewhat more point than your average sofa. Not only are you trying to approach random objects, but they are, but these are objects that can cause you some serious damage.

Someone talks about a spear or approaches the sword, ringing even more alarm bells than a fan of toasters from earlier. I do not want to be intimately involved with anything sharp, pointed and deadly, thanks.

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Visit a deadly culinary school

I love you, Colonel Sanders!

Colonel Sanders is the hottest student at a culinary school and you will only have three days to win the heart. He leads well in a culinary school simple, right? Show your cooking skills, impress it with your knowledge of food and win the chef. But everything is not what it seems, and the whole school is a red flag here.

There are demons of Sklek, who are fighting, a ghost that will avenge, and you can also end up with some harsh injuries. This is before we mentioned the mysterious book of the magic you were warned of. It is not only a struggle for love, but a struggle for your life. Take part in your own risk. Learning these 11 herbs and spices have stiff costs.

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Cloudgazing for two days

SIMS 4

Sims 4 is the epitome of the romance of the red flag. While the expansion of Lovestruck has ironed several things, there are still many activities related to romance that have flags reddish than your face would ever be if you ever try them. Romantic Sims can be stared at the sky for two days straight, praise them 57 times in a row, constantly flirt until they are leaking, and much more. Basically, you are constantly bothering them until they give up and decide that you like it. It is the most extreme form of bombing of love you will ever see, and one is likely to end up in the command to limit.

We also do not recommend to ask if you can celebrate your romance in a small pile of leaves on the lawn or worse in a full garbage.

If you have ever been able to get more, you should also know that suggestions and weddings can happen anywhere and we mean anywhere. We designed in the bathroom next to the toilet, next to the stinking basket, in a dark empty room without doors or windows, and in many other dirty and dirty places, all with success. In fact, however, it is not just a ring that is important, because suggestions at any of these places are unlikely to provide yes, and instead you just end up behind the bars for breaking this order.

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Become a romantic with any animal

A hatful friend

In my friend Hatoful you are the only person at school for birds. You will attend courses, learn about … well, whatever it must know, and most scary, you will go with students. I don't know about you, but I only know about pigeons that they really like to try to steal your food, and if you throw some seeds, you will soon have an army around you.

Even if we remove the fact that chatting birds, or in fact any animal, is a huge red flag, are pigeons one of the worst options? It hangs in the streets of filled urine for good. Where are you going on a date? The back of the bin destination? Certainly the only bird worse would be seagull? Or maybe swan. They are vicious.

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Give inappropriate gifts

Stardew Valley

Stardew Valley has always seemed like a very healthy game. However, this adorable Pixel-art title has some ominous dating mechanics. At first glance, it all seems very standard. Talk to the villagers, get to know them, give them gifts, spend time with them and boom, romance will bloom. However, they are gifts and to whom they are given, which are a problem.

Shane initially appears as a moody evil boy of the city. If you want to approach it, you have to give him a beer, a lot of beer. But with this is a big glaring problem. Shane is actually a depressed alcoholic. What it really needs is therapy and rehabilitation equipment. Gifts are great, but a gift that causes someone to actively damage physical and mental health? This is one of the largest red flags we have ever seen.

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Meeting the person you talk to most – no matter who it is

Dragon dogma

Dragon's Dogma has a romantic mechanic who sees you to build relationships over time. The more you talk to someone, the more your relationship is being built. So far so normal. Until you reach the end of your journey and the strange part is not enough. Anyone who has the highest relationship, ie the person you spoke most is forced to become your “beloved”.

The potential to be associated with someone who is already married, a family member, or someone who is inappropriate, is too high, making it the most risky system of all.

Now interpret it incorrectly. We are not talking about an organized marriage with a person you know best here. This system has zero thoughts and consideration. The only thing that matters is how many words you have exchanged with them. Imagine it in real life. Who are you talking most with? A friend, a colleague, a teacher, a relative? This system has no failure to avoid marriages that exceed the boundaries of decency and even legality.