Kevin Hart eviscerates Tom Brady over Gisele and jiu-jitsu instructor: ‘Eight a day’

Kevin Hart did not hold back right from the jump during Sunday night’s “The Roast of Tom Brady” airing on Netflix.

The comedian and movie star went right after Brady over his divorce from ex-wife Gisele Bündchen and the future Hall of Famer’s decision to continue his football career and jeopardise his marriage with the former model.

Warning: Expletive language

“When you got a chance to go 8-9 and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f – k you gotta do,” Hart said. “You gotta do it.”

Kevin Hart demolished Tom Brady for his divorce

And that was just the beginning from Hart, who continued to hit Brady below the belt with jokes over his divorce.

Hart proceeded to compliment how well the two co-parent together and that she was there to support Brady on his big night.

“But just for full transparency, she came as Antonio Brown’s plus one,” Hart said.

The former Patriots wide receiver had trolled Brady with photoshopped pictures of his face onto Brady’s body in photos of the quarterback with his ex-wife.

And just when it looked like Hart was going to start moving onto another subject, he hit him again where it hurt.

“You f – ked him good,” Hart said about Brady’s decision to leave New England and abandon then-head coach Bill Belichick. “You did Tom, you f – ked your coach. But let me tell you something, that’s what you got to do to maintain your happiness.

“Sometimes you gotta f – k your coach. You know who else f – ked their coach? Gisele, she f – ked that karate man.”

Bündchen reportedly has been dating her jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente since June 2023.

“How did you not see this coming?” Hart Continued. “Eight f – king karate classes a day and she’s still a white belt!”

Comedian Jeff Ross also made a swipe at Brady’s divorce when he stepped to the mic after Hart, as did former Patriots quarterback Drew Bledsoe, who joked that his recent 28th wedding anniversary is something Brady would never experience.

This article was originally published by the New York Post and reproduced with permission

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